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doh! ... I've been outed ... [IMG]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a17/Daniwiz/smiley_abzw.gif[/IMG] [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 5/12/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 39 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,170 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $156 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 3 [B]Hrs:[/B] 6 [B]Mins:[/B] 48 [B]Seconds:[/B] 19

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$54,814.80

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45679

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137,037

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for 18 år siden 0 +0 / -0 3368

PMA & Humor Thanks for a post that does not make me feel so alone N2K. So I'm not a freak after all! ;p LOL! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 5/12/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 36 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,099 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $144 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 3 [B]Hrs:[/B] 1 [B]Mins:[/B] 57 [B]Seconds:[/B] 49

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$54,814.80

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Days: 6043 Hours: 4

Minutes: 32 Seconds: 1

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45679

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137,037

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Hahaha... thanks for bringing a little humor to the SSC! Danielle _________________________ The SSC Support Team

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N2K, I, totally, believe that a positive attitude yields positive results. Cool article and loved the joke :) [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 6/12/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 5 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 211 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $32.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 11 [B]Mins:[/B] 32 [B]Seconds:[/B] 18

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N2k Ha Ha .. and thanks for the dual spelling. Whether it's or humor humour, we all need a bit of it for our Quit Laughing in the face of the Nicodemon... Mr Ed [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/13/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 124 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 3,730 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] �930 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 20 [B]Hrs:[/B] 17 [B]Mins:[/B] 31 [B]Seconds:[/B] 32

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Please bare with me mature members (like Rusty :) ). I've been hanging with my 9 yr old ALL day. *tryN not to look at Shevies worm* heh heh (see above statement) --- Yes U did mention that once Mc~I wouldn't mind readN it myself. btw~there might be a 'sort of' 'overdose side-effect'...P-N your pants! (see above statement ;) ) --- Now that I have more time--- Zany, I've been C-N U around~Good 2 have ya! :) --- grinN@Mayor Smogs- I know my joke was not a 10 on the 1-10 scale but it 'ain't' like they are payN me either ;p *hugz* lol@DOPE-amines Sometimes the silliest stuff makes me laugh the hardest (see the statement at the top) -- Heads up good people: The really funny stuff is on Mr. Ed's threads :) -- Breaking Free, I never said you were not a freak :eg: (see above statement) U tryN 2make ME feel alone? *grin* -- For the record: Lady has been hangN with imaginary male strippers behind an imaginary waterfall and she's callN me a freak!? :confuse: :p -- p.s. Don't smoke okay? It's bad for you! -- *tryN 2grow up now and act my age* :) [color=blue][font=Tahoma]All the best~[/color] [img]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6922/n3us.gif[/img][size=3][color=blue]2[/color][/size][img]http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2344/k6ob.gif[/img][/color] [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 8/20/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 304 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 6,688 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1520 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 28 [B]Hrs:[/B] 20 [B]Mins:[/B] 29 [B]Seconds:[/B] 22

for 18 år siden 0 +0 / -0 1450

LMAO!!! *The dopamine is flowN!* :p [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 8/20/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 304 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 6,690 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1520 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 28 [B]Hrs:[/B] 20 [B]Mins:[/B] 38 [B]Seconds:[/B] 10

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[b]Happy Father�s Day Weekend Members.[/b] I�ve just returned home and I have dropped N to see what condition your condition is N and to look at my meter. Hey look at that?! I am still a Fresh Air Freak ;) My goodness, the beach is busy too. Congratulations to the Century Quitters! I see many new members as well. :) That�s terrific. I imagine each of you is feeling lucky to have discovered the SSC. There is a plethora of information here. *and N an effort to make this post more than a �hello�* Did you know that according to research, individuals who create positive mental pictures of the outcome of their self-help efforts actually change faster and the improvements last longer (Lazarus, 1984), if they have these fantasies of success several times a day. For example, a smoker might imagine being free of the fear of harming his/her health, free of feeling hooked by a drug, free of social criticism, free of dead taste buds, and so on. PLUS, self-praise and rewards are a powerful re-inforcers. AND Never EVER underestimate the power of humor. (or humoUr for UK�ers and Canadians) [b][size=3]Jokes activate brain reward region[/b][/size] [u]Humor triggers release of feel good chemical dopamine.[/u] [size=1]Dartmouth College Study [/size] There's truth in the maxim 'laughter is a drug'. A comic cartoon fired up the same brain centre as a shot of cocaine, researchers are reporting. A team at Stanford University in California asked lab mates, spouses and friends to select the wittiest newspaper cartoons from a portfolio. They showed the winning array to 16 volunteers while peering inside their heads by functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI). The cartoons activated the same reward circuits in the brain that are tickled by cocaine, money or a pretty face, the neuroscientists found. One brain region in particular, the nucleus accumbens, lit up seconds after a rib-tickler but remained listless after a lacklustre cartoon. The nucleus accumbens is awash with the feel good chemical dopamine. The region's buzz may explain the euphoria that follows a good joke, the team suggests. "Intuitively, it makes sense," agrees Bill Kelley, who studies humor at Dartmouth College in Hanover, New Hampshire. -- [color=blue]In a School science c

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LOL :) [quote] A good friend is like a computer; You [b]'enter'[/b] my life, I[b]'save'[/b] you in my heart, [b]'format'[/b] your problems, [b]'shift'[/b] you to opportunities & never [b]'delete'[/b] you from my memory. [/quote] [color=blue][font=Tahoma]All the best~[/color] [img]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6922/n3us.gif[/img][size=3][color=blue]2[/color][/size][img]http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2344/k6ob.gif[/img][/color] *MakeN a note: July 1st is party time at the SSC* [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 8/20/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 302 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 6,652 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1510 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 28 [B]Hrs:[/B] 16 [B]Mins:[/B] 49 [B]Seconds:[/B] 29

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Can one [i]smoke[/i] Dopamines? Hmmm... "This is your brain on Dopamines..."? "Why do you think they call it Dope-amines..."? (I'm dating myself; what can I say. I remember all those "Just say NO!" spots on the After School Specials.) Don't smoke okay? It's bad for you. Cold Turkeys are well preserved. Mc [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 8/31/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 293 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 4,401 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1172 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 28 [B]Hrs:[/B] 13 [B]Mins:[/B] 9 [B]Seconds:[/B] 54

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