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Speculation over this virtual non smoking crime abounds!!! Please do have Dr. Rainie come to counsel and advise me, as my fashion choices are in need of an overhaul.
In regards to the missing money, honest I'm innocent this time. You know I'd take full credit if I were guilty and I'd buy tons of wine and chocolate, with my own savings, so we could celebrate after I gave the money back. If you read my posts carefully, you will see I'm clear and free of any crime!
The money I was counting on the beach was my own...I saved it by not smoking, plus I won a little at the racetrack betting on horses, ergo the claim stubs sticking out of my pocket. The negatives are the ones I took of Phil when he tried out for the Chippindales during their last dance on the Magic Ship (no people, he wasnt' naked, but the pictures really were funny). I've told him I'll give them back for his 1 year birthday of not smoking, but I'm keeping them for now in case he gets out of hand and we have to get him into chat rehab.
Gonnadoit already has leads on the real perp...you will notice the hockey puck (I am not a hockey fan) has not been identified as the weapon because Todash has admitted it was not a hockey puck, but burnt bonfire brownies.
A beautiful woman has suggested Phil gave her the money and is willing to buy drinks for everyone. The tupperware container and the teeth were found in the sand beside the victim...and then the whole lot showed up in the garbage can near the men's room on the beach...by the truckstop. Is it possible that the victim had overindulged, [quote]
I LOVE Guinness!! Phil
[/quote] and someone unknown then took the pictures? It could not have been me, as I was on the beach the whole time and have many witinesses who remember my golden boa flowing in the breeze very vividly. The vicitim ended up at a truckstop...yes, now we're getting somewhere....who would be found hanging around a truck stop by the beach???.....The plot thickens........
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 1/28/2007
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 82
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 3,302
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1148
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 9 [B]Hrs:[/B] 15 [B]Mins:[/B] 13 [B]Seconds:[/B] 23
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Hours: 17
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