First, There is no such thing as a butt that is to big. Second, all this started me thinking about the short story Quitters Inc by Stephen King. I won't link the wikipedia article (I tried to find a TXT of the story, no luck) but here is Wiki's Synopsis of the end: "His counselor gives him a prescription for some diet pills, and said that if he does not lose the weight he has gained as consequence of quitting smoking, then his wife's finger will be cut off. Morrison loses the weight, but later learns that the friend who sent him to Quitters, Inc. had not been so lucky, as seen from the fact that his wife is missing a finger."
So, it could always be worse, right? ;-)
My Milage:
My Quit Date: 12/6/2008 Smoke-Free Days: 52 Cigarettes Not Smoked: 2,080 Amount Saved: $936.00 Life Gained: Days: 6 Hrs: 20 Mins: 48 Seconds: 30
