I went to bed in stitches, since I stepped out to run errands, and mom noticed I was in the garage for a while, while I listened to music(I don't have a radio outside of the car).
She began to lecture me on the hazards of adultery, while I was watching tv, and didn't realize that she thought I was in some relationship.
Aside from being in a better mood, I'll still need Tylenol for my back, but I'm definitely in better spirits.