Quitting causes tension, what better way to relieve tension than to laugh? Here's a short collection of some of the gems I've found out there on the internet...
Q. What's the reult of smoking too much?
A. Coffin.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brook Shields
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, a fire at one end, a fool at the other.
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics. -- Liza Minnelli
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Does it seem strange to you that cigarettes are sold in GAS stations?
Warning: If you don't quit smoking, smoking WILL quit you.
Warning: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so does your life.
Cigarettes don't kill - smoking them does.
Using alcohol in moderation won't make you an alcoholic, but using cigarettes in moderation makes you a smoker.
You never smoke alone, someone is sharing your air.
Where�s there�s smoke there�s hydrogen cyanide.
Q. Excuse me, will it bother you if I smoke?
A. A little, but it will kill you.
"You smoke? It must be a relief to know how you'll die." -- anonymous
Sign in a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."
And finally:
TOP 5 REASONS TO KEEP SMOKING:
1. You'd have too much money around if you didn't.
2. You feel that having more wrinkles makes you look distinguished.
3. Your constant coughing helps friends find you in a crowd.
4. you have no need for aftershave or perfume as no one will smell it over the all-pervasive odor of smoke.
5. You keep people in the ashtray industry employed.
Like I said - I just had to share these - got any others? We need some humor on the board!
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 3/7/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 50
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,773
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $425
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 8 [B]Hrs:[/B] 5 [B]Mins:[/B] 9 [B]Seconds:[/B] 34
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Quit Meter
$100,504.80
Amount Saved
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Quit Meter
Days: 9545
Hours: 22
Minutes: 4
Seconds: 6
Life Gained
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Quit Meter
45684
Smoke Free Days
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Quit Meter
365,472
Cigarettes Not Smoked
