Rock -n- Roll! Everyone is doing such a good job. I can see it now...headlines from all corners of the globe..."Ash Kickers Around the World Unite in an Unbelievable Feat - to Beat the Nicodemon"
January 15, 2036. In an unbelievable testament to will power, inner strength, camaraderie, and just plain old fashion common sense, the self-proclaimed Ash Kickers have defied and beaten all the odds! Their story began back in January of 2006...a group of colorful individuals pledged to themselves and to one another to slay the dragon commonly refered to as Nicotine.
I stand before you here and now, thirty years later to tell the world...They've done it! By golly, they did it! They have not only won so many personal battles, but they have also eliminated the Nicodemon! There have been literally zero citings of a smoker, no more filthy butts litering our streets. Flowers smell sweeter. Birds sing louder. People are happier! Can you believe it folks?!
The Ash Kickers have not only kicked some ash, they have smothered it, smashed it, destroyed it, wiped it up, and flushed it down the drain. This is a proud day for all of us and we owe it all to you, the Ash Kickers of the world.
Thank you.
Ok, ok, that was a little odd...but whadya gonna do?
I'm not gonna do it...not gonna smoke...you can't make me. :p
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 1/3/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 9
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 88
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $27
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 18 [B]Mins:[/B] 8 [B]Seconds:[/B] 2