Hi My Lady .. I heard you had a party going here .. you know from old that Im no good at cooking or getting fire wood but I could tell you a camping story ... its not a ghost story about smoking .. but hopefully it will light up your face with a smile ... :8o: :)
The scene is when me and my ex missus went camping to a well known fishing resort.
I likes to fish at the crack of dawn.
My ex likes to read.
One morning, I returned after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, my ex decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the missus and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", he said, and left.
And I didn�t even think about a fag as I told that story :eg:
..dont smoke Lady ..smile instead ..and the whole world will smile with you
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ;)
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 6/7/2005
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 381
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 7,628
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] �1828.8
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 63 [B]Hrs:[/B] 2 [B]Mins:[/B] 32 [B]Seconds:[/B] 40