I have been calling them my new "RING TONES" for my phone, ususally gets a good laugh.
although my "phone" doesn't ring as much any more
cute funny about my new "RING TONES"
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 4/2/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 39
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,582
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $234
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 5 [B]Hrs:[/B] 19 [B]Mins:[/B] 42 [B]Seconds:[/B] 50
LOL LOL LOl Thanks for the good laugh........I REALLY NEEDED IT TONIGHT!!!! Although some may not think this thread is funny, I can't help myself as I KNOW what you all mean. I'm curious if all who have this problem are using the patch like me or another quitting aid??? I know that I have a little pot belly that wasn't there before I quit. I feel as though I could stick a pin in my belly like a balloon and all the bloating would come out in a Big whoosh!!!!!!!!
Christain Girl
I am so glad this thread is still sneaking around; sort of the silent and deadly type.....if you get my drift :eg:
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/18/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 71
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,875
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $639
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 11 [B]Hrs:[/B] 19 [B]Mins:[/B] 32 [B]Seconds:[/B] 7
Yes you may! And if B-swimmer decides to post another "I slipped" thing, you and I can close the door and introduce her to our "manuscript" :eg:
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/18/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 81
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 3,268
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $729
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 13 [B]Hrs:[/B] 10 [B]Mins:[/B] 18 [B]Seconds:[/B] 21
Well you'll be waiting for a while!!!
I'm going to make a low budget sci-fi called "The Farts that ate my Brain"
....when I'm done farting, that is
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/18/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 80
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 3,238
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $720
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 13 [B]Hrs:[/B] 7 [B]Mins:[/B] 14 [B]Seconds:[/B] 51
(note the horn icon)
Hey Pam- I was wondering when you would catch this!! :eg:
And Coben, actually, I'm not proud of this "stigmata"....even my poor cats look at me cross-eyed with dread at night!!!
Too much! ;p
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/18/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 82
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 3,295
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $738
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 13 [B]Hrs:[/B] 12 [B]Mins:[/B] 48 [B]Seconds:[/B] 44
oh good- glad to see my post about bm's wasn't so bad; and especially glad to see I'm not the only one experiencing the farts of doom.
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/18/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 33
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,358
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $297
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 5 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 0 [B]Seconds:[/B] 59
Hi AlleyAnn,
Your SO FUNNY![IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/dswill123/happy001.gif[/IMG]
I have been feeling better the last few days but my HUBBY, boy is he ripe!
[IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/dswill123/EMOSTDutchOvenHL2.gif[/IMG]
Poor man has to take a business trip for work a 7 hour airplane ride, I feel sorry for the Plane!
Smogfree Shamrock
~Shelly~
[IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/dswill123/HOPatricksdayclover033HL.gif[/IMG]
Today I have the POWER!
Today I have a CHOICE!
Today I CHOSE LIFE!
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 3/30/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 43
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,075
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $139.75
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 4 [B]Hrs:[/B] 4 [B]Mins:[/B] 31 [B]Seconds:[/B] 58
Hi All,
I have 2 things to add to this post FIRST is
[IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/dswill123/fart001.gif[/IMG]
SECOND is
[IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/dswill123/happy001.gif[/IMG]
STINKfree Shamrock
~Shelly~
[IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/dswill123/8_9_24.gif[/IMG]
PS I WISH!!
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 3/30/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 32
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 640
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $104
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 3 [B]Hrs:[/B] 2 [B]Mins:[/B] 53 [B]Seconds:[/B] 29
I have the same problem and besides the awful smell, it is also very painful and make my belly twice (or even more) the size.
The only thing I have found that helps me is the drug you can buy in the drug-store. I happened to buy GAS-X, but I think they all are pretty much the same.
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/22/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 30
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 462
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $135
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 3 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 19 [B]Seconds:[/B] 59
