bREAKING fREE lol.So you know the one about the non-smoking couple who wanted to get married, had a car accident and ended up in Heaven.
They went to god and said we really want to get married here in heaven.God replied see you in 5 years I'll see what I can do.
The non-smoking couple comes back in 5 years and ask God, can you marry us now. God replies see you in 5 more years. 5 more years later the non-smoking couple come back to God and God says : you will be married tomorrow. A year later the married non-smoking couple comes back to god and say ;Marriage is not all we thought it would be, we want a divorce. To this God answers: It took me ten years to find a priest in here, how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer. They're still non-smokers.....
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 6/13/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 46
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 697
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $184
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 3 [B]Mins:[/B] 5 [B]Seconds:[/B] 27
Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 5/12/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 78
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,354
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $312
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 25 [B]Seconds:[/B] 3
LOL @ Marie's joke.
That's right Josie. We'll be transformed from basket cases in no time. Just keep persevering folks! If Moses can be transformed, surely we can!
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 5/12/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 78
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,354
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $312
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 27 [B]Seconds:[/B] 30
