Don't forget smokers don't HAVE to shower as often, I mean you can't smell yourself, and other can't smell you over the aroma of smoke. plus smokers don't need cologne or perfume. Quitting is starting to sound expensive! plus if you're house, pets, cloths, self stink, who cares? you can't smell it.
Everyones always talking about reasons to quit but I thought just to be fair I'd list some reasons NOT to quit.
"The best reasons not to quit smoking."
1. If you quit you might find yourself liking truth commercials
2. People won't be able to tell when you're comming around a corner by smelling you. The odds of a mishap go way up.
3. white teeth are for suckers
4. If you happen to travel back in time a cigarette could make you look like you're breathing fire and scare the natives into thinking your a god.
5. Your lungs will be pink, and pink is for girls!
6. you don't have any excuse not to exercise.
7.If a stressed out alien come up to you saying if he doesn't get a cigarette he's going to blow up the world, we're all S.O.L. (It could happen)
8. Living past 60 is for suckers
9. you could still get one of those electrical voice boxes but it's jsut not the same.
10. No more marlboro miles!
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 9/4/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 15
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 349
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $52.5
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 19 [B]Mins:[/B] 55 [B]Seconds:[/B] 14
If you quit, the clothing industry will suffer because you won't have to replace spark-damaged clothes. Your quitting could cause hundreds to be laid off.
Shevie
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 5/23/2005
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 485
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 9,713
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1843
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 90 [B]Hrs:[/B] 12 [B]Mins:[/B] 49 [B]Seconds:[/B] 12
