[i]Name:[/i] Phil
[i]Location of offense:[/i] SSC Century Beach
[i]Type of offense:[/i] Virtual Robbery
[i]Narrative:[/i]
While sunbathing in the nude, :gasp:, listed victim claims that a middle-aged woman in a string bikini and a golden boa clubbed him over the head with a hockey puck and stole his cigarette savings, which were in a tupperware container, along with his dentures, in the sand beside him.
If you have any information about this crime, please contact Josie, the support specialist, at SSC. :confuse:
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 9/8/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 222
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 11,146
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1776
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 23 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 29 [B]Seconds:[/B] 53