I vote for unhooked's idea! But seriously, it's time to get you on some new mailing lists - Maybe some slinky lingerie, nutty buddies or the latest fireman calendar (Oh no...wait - That's my mailing list!)
Maybe you could serve h'ors doevres in it at your one year party???
Windy
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]9/11/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 333
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 6,660
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1,665.00
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 32 [B]Hrs:[/B] 12 [B]Mins:[/B] 34 [B]Seconds:[/B] 23
Print out a picture of a smoker's lung off the Internet - black and tarred. Then, tape the picture to the ashtray as a reminder of why you quit!
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]6/17/2005
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 784
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 19,600
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $3,237.92
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 55 [B]Hrs:[/B] 8 [B]Mins:[/B] 1 [B]Seconds:[/B] 21
Hi gonna,
Send them a note thanking them for the award but asking them how they knew you'd quit!! That should piss them off!!
I'd keep it as a 335-day quit trophy! Kind of ironic but meaningful nevertheless! :)
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]5/18/2004
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 1179
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 23,580
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] �5,895.00
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 189 [B]Hrs:[/B] 9 [B]Mins:[/B] 4 [B]Seconds:[/B] 50
Well, I would send it back with a note telling them to stick it up their ash!
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]5/13/2007
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 88
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,760
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $968.00
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 8 [B]Hrs:[/B] 21 [B]Mins:[/B] 24 [B]Seconds:[/B] 14
Return to sender... :)
And tell them if that is the least they can do for you to take a hike.
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]1/8/2007
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 213
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 3,195
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $894.60
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 19 [B]Hrs:[/B] 19 [B]Mins:[/B] 4 [B]Seconds:[/B] 19
GARAGE SALE!!!!!
I still get the coupons, but pass them on to a smoker.
GARAGE SALE!!! BETTER YET TRASH :eg:
Hope your new hours are working out.
Keep the Quit
Sparky
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]4/30/2007
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 101
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,010
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $303.00
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 13 [B]Hrs:[/B] 16 [B]Mins:[/B] 41 [B]Seconds:[/B] 57