I can only share this because no one knows who I am, but if you need a laugh you'll enjoy this:
Bought a new pair of jeans, wore them all day, was taking a bath at night, my legs were very blue (didn't connect it at first), FREAKED OUT, thought I had some major circulation problems, went on the internet, almost made my husband take me to hospital, then realized it was the jeans.
Back in my teenage years I just kissed a guy from Brazil. Found out the Brazil had one of the highest AIDS population. Convinced I had AIDS, eventually went for an AIDS test. Guess what, I was okay! :blush: