Hi Phillip and everyone else!!
The doctor has recommended us quitters need some more levity in our lives so he sent me this along with instructions to have at least 5 good belly laughs a day.
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him
into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make
them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute
little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in.
He says "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He goes, "Geez...oooh....I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
Top Signs You Should Quit Smoking.....
You spend more standing time outside of your office building than the
landscaper does.
You're no doctor, but "Cancer of the Cancer" doesn't sound like good news
You've convinced yourself that tobacco counts as a serving of vegetables
No takers for your new invention, the Shower Ashtray
Everyone have a great day!!! [color=Red]redrosie[/color]
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 1/1/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 84
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,030
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $697.2
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 8 [B]Hrs:[/B] 5 [B]Mins:[/B] 45 [B]Seconds:[/B] 40